Funny Valentines Day Quotes
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentines day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”
“Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.”
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
“Just because somebody doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.”
“Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.”
“Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”
“To-morrow is Saint Valentines day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine.”
William Shakespeare
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
Peter Ustinov
“Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.”
Sean Connery
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”
Erich Segal